Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but then the community went nuts

I wish i had a doughnut

Granted, But it had sprinkles only on one side...

I wish I could speak Japeneese fluently.

Granted, but you soon forgot how to speak english

I wish i had my own tv show

Granted, but then I became the star actress, and you were soon forgotten..

I wish the staff weren't the only people playing this game.

Granted , but they all turned into zombies.

I wish for a better shotgun to fight off the zombies.

Granted, but then that maid I hired for you from before stole it.

I wish I had more time to map the game so we could release the client to Players sooner!

Granted , but your mom broke her leg while making you a sammich.


I wish I had another sammich.

Granted, but it was a plastic one

I wish my sister will stop being annoying ._.

Granted, but then she punched you for no reason.

I wish I could go back in time and fix what I did wrong.

Granted, but then something else goes wrong.

I wish PMDU came out for players today

Granted, but when you started playing your computer crashed

i wish for nothing.

granted ur nothing turn ou
t to be a ghost

i wish for a blaziken

Granted, but you couldnt kill nuts

I wish my plant doesnt have any bugs? o.o

UR evil lucky granted the plant gains a mouth to eat you with instead

I wish for a hoenn army

Granted, but they betrayed and and left you~

I wish for a banana

Granted, but it grew wings and flew away

I wish everyone was perfect =.=

(and yes im more than evil )

Gratner,but nobody is truly perfect

i wish that i will die

(hehehe)

but then you wake up

I wish that ima devil

You turned into a devil in your video game you were playing after you FAILED.

I wish that I can invent a teleporter to teleport me to Taiwan! XD

But then it teleports away leaving you in the dust

I wish that I have more time to map PUN

Granted, but then your clock broke down and you were too lazy to find the next clock!

I wish that I would be a mapper!

Granted, but TPK kicked you out.

I wish mapping was more fun~

But then, The server was offline for the rest of your life.

I wish that food would taste better! :3

Granted, but then whoever serves the food always sneezes in it

I wish I can jump off a cliff and survive

Granted, but you fell in the water and a sherpedo ate you

i wish to be moderator xP