Corrupt A Wish

p3:But The army blew up the world

I wish I had some cake

the cake was poisoners and it killed you.

i wish for some KFC

But Kfc Was shut down because all the fat ppl ate to much

I wish I had a Ps3

granted but the ps3 was destroyed by the evil company "microsoft"

i wish for more wishes

Granted but the wishes disappeared when they found you

I wish i have 1 mil

Granted, but a dog ate it.

I wish I was the worlds greatist footballer

Granted, but you broke your leg

I wish for a mansion

Granted, but it burned on fire.
I wish for pokemon to be real ;3

Granted, but the pokemon all used their powers to target you.
I wish I was the owner oh wait I am.

Granted, { what, you are the owner!! } but your server crashed and you had to restart making PUN (That whould be tres horrible!!

I wish that PUN could be available to download now :3

Granted, but your computer re-booted when you got it

I wish for a wish that will never go wrong

Granted but then the magic genie came and took it away ;3

I wish that I score a 100% or better on my math finals ( crosses fingers )

Granted , but I used your test papers for fire wood.

I wish for a robot to cook and clean for me.

Granted but I stole it from you so I could use it to smack my annoying 6-year old brother. X3

I wish for a new laptop that is Sony ( those work really well )

Granted , but I gutted it for spare parts.

I wish I had super powers.

Granted but That wild Magikarp I wanted stooped you with it splash

I wish for me not to go to sleep and continue playing this game through my iPod touch x3

Granted , but your going to fail your tests *Evil laugh*.

I wish for a fish in a dish.

(I woke up! [he he])
Granted but then I hired you a maid who threw it out...

I wish for a fluffier pillow xD.

Granted , but its filled with pig intestines.


I wish for the PMDU staff client to be done tomorrow.

Granted but then you accidentally threw out your computer. ( Makes no sense, but oh well )

I wish that this summer would never end :3.

Granted, but evil spies came and took your mega fast computer for secret uses

I wish for the world!

Granted, but you woke up and said "it was only a dream" and you got mad so you got out of bed, ate breakfast, brushed your teeth, took off your cloths and put on a pair of jeans with a blue jacket, put on your shoes, then you went to school, then six hours later you come home went on your computer and played pun then you ate supper and checked your facebook (or twittter) and went back onto pun then you went to bed.. the end.


I wish for tpk to come on and to work back on teh game.

Granted, but then he lost all his skills

I wish for PMDU to be the best mmo in the world

Granted, only because I mapped a part of it ( haha ).

I wish to be the president of the US. ( First Female! )