How will the person above you die?

falls on the floor espeon comes closer to me than Graaah! and i ate it

umbreon got revenge.

The same happend

my Gardevoir got revenge and teleported somewhere you couldn't find

Bit some people they turned into zombies and finds gardevoir (Zombie instinct) and eats gardevoir together with the other zombies i bit

You were on a cliff so I pushed you off and used mew to fly and avoid fighting zombies.

I took out my Mime Jr, he used Teter Dance, then tickle, you and your Mew fainted.

:< Keep the ideas of death to a minimum. I don't want anyone getting offended D;

My arceus used roar of time and your mime JR. fainted

Fail to you, arceous doesn't even learn roar of time. thats Dialga!
xDD

Forgot to post, soooooo:
Well Mime Jr is still alive, someone kill it.

actually, it does, mine has it... hax...

HACKER!!!!

Rofl jk , lucky :3

But then gengar used mean look, alt aria used perish song, and they both used baton pass :3

I punched it with a lot of force so it fainted. (I didn't use pokemon lol.)

Idk. You drank poison?

I pulled espeon's tail.

Nuuuuuuuuu! Not my tail!

I used flametthrower on your Leafeon >

i clip ur wings and throw you down a well

;< No throwing coffee down a well, thats just wasting COFFEE. Lol wut?
I used confuse ray on you all and then Judgment, sheer cold, and fissure on you >:]

Chuck Norris is to cool to eat you so he simply asks to you to jump in his mouth and you do it...

I cooked you're magikarp and ate it for lunch.

D: my poor magikarp D: ....Kidnaps you and ties your arms and legs to ropes grabs my sword and ask's you why you kill my beloved magikarp then slashes you over 9000 times with my sword then goes to a corner in the room to cry and think what a great time i had with magikarp....(wow such drama lol)

That was very long...

I grab your riolu by the tail and started swinging it around and around.

long? really? lol

while you were swinging him around he used aura sphere on you