Dares and Excuses

The first person makes a dare
the person after that makes and excuse to get out of it
then makes another excuse

EX:
#1 I dare you to jump off a cliff

#2 I have a doctors note that says i dont have to
I dare you to eat a docter....

etc....

Ok, I go
I dare you to to breath

I hold my breath for 10 seconds. I didn't breath within the 10 seconds!

I dare you to not blink for 1 hour.(Impossible XD)

I tried but i cant!

i dare you to never play Pun

unfortunatly, I'm a mapper, and I have some duties to attend to.

I dare you to jump off a cliff and scream"i can fly!"

I have a doctors note that I can never get off my wheelchair! XD

I dare you to do a dance in front of your parents! (Lol.)

They went on a trip and died, so I can't

I dare you to eat orange peels

Sorry my belly is full and im not hungry.

I dare you to kiss Jynx

im alergic

i dare u to punch heatran

I can't because it would burn my hand

I dare you to blink

I didn't hear what you just said.

I dare you to throw your favorite stuffed animal across you're room. X3

I don't have a favorite stuffed animal, I have a favorite pillow though.

I dare you to throw a dog

I don't have a dog, and the owners won't let me throw their dogs.

I dare you to brush you're teeth while humming you're favorite song.

I don't have teeth

I dare you to find treasure

I can't because I'm too busy playing this game.


I dare you to eat a cheezburger :3

i cant theres a bomb in it


I dare u to defuse the bomb

-is skipping nintor's last post-
I can't defuse it, I'm color-blind.

i dare you to not jump off a building.

(I don't like black and yellow blazikens )

I jump off a building that is mostly underwater.

I dare you to get stung by a bee.

I can't because I'm too scared to.

I dare you to walk on a tightrope

I have a dentists note that says I have to go now.

I dare you to punch a friend from around the world.

I accendentally punched you.

I dare you to give me money

Cant using money to make black yellow song blaziken style

I dare u to star in blazikens music video

I can't because I'm already the best~

I dare you to sing a song in soprano

i would eat it but got blown up by my cheeseburger bomb

i dare you to get me a revivier seed