Teh Golden Pokeball!

while you were jumping i was testing my gun up in the sky well it hit you then pokeball fell down and i got it then ran away and kept runnin while sunny lucky etc. are trying to get a pokeball i shot them.

I released my Drowzee who used Hypnosis and made you fall asleep.
You Face Planted on the ground and I laughed as I snatched the Pokeball and flew away on a Pidgeot flying at the speed of Mach 2.

I woke up. Angry i throw a Stone in the air then it accidently hit you. Then you know what happend (B licker ghost) Mhuahahaha

D: (I evolved Mareep lol)
Mareep had a panic attack and used Discharge on B licker ghost, Levelling up and evolving in the process.
The newly evolved Flaffy angrily used Signal Beam at the ghost type and stole the golden Pokeball, running off into a field of thunderstorms.

Ghost is mad he knows to B lick you again he must get stronger...
The Ghost goes to the gym and trains after that he evolves : D. Happy with the result he goes on a B licker adventure and suddenly finds you a epic batte is going on Flaffy evolves suddenly in the battle and knocks outs haunter. Sad, haunter goes back to his home. I found haunter then decided to catch it. Haunter told me the story then i decide to train him for the final battle ;o. After the hardcore training Haunter faces ampharos. Its a bloody battle but haunter finishes ampharos. Then haunter evolves into a gengar and goes B licking ampharos xD. Then gengar found the pokeball and gave it to me. I say goodbye to the happy gengar and goes on trying to protect the Pokeball. Yayay long story

I hypnotizes the gengar to give it back to me when you think it was protected

Wait... WHO guarded the pokeball??? If it was you, I punch you to death. If it was Gengar, I throw delicious food off the cliff, the gengar drops the pokeball and I get it, fly away with mew.

The pokeball was to heavy for mew so it fell down and i got it.

While me and mew were falling, I sent out a avril, and you TRIED reaching for the pokeball, but avrils are SO heavy that I went down so fast that I crashed on to the ground and went to heaven with mew, and now the golden pokeball was safe with God.( How long is this??? A 5 pargraph essay that teachers force you to do and if you don't do the 5 paragraph essay it is said that they would turn themselves into monsters and destroy the world? Lol.)

God was happily playing with the pokeball untill it fell out of his hands all the way to earth while i was lying in the grass i saw something shiny and it was the golden pokeball . Then my lovely magikarp swallowed it.

I used staff hax to warp inside the Magikarp and get it out.

i punched redstars in the stomach and then i threw it with my mod powers all the way to harry potter land into voldemorts hands
Beat that sucka

I found the elder wand and killed voldermort so i could take the Pokeball, then gave it to a gay guy to hide somewhere

I smacked you enough to give up it's location, found the guy and used my owner powers to kill him I then took the pokeball melted it into 8 rings and spread them throughout the land...of which is unknown not to mention I fed one to my dog and shipped him off somewhere that's a secret location I will now kill myself so no one can get the information.

*Kills self*

Note before death:Good luck finding the pieces of that pokeball.

I ask mewtwo to use is psychic powers to find the pieces of the pokeballs and the dog, i then destroy the pokeball so nobody can use it

Damn, why didn't I think of that.

to bad you cant destroy the ball i teleported to you and knocked you out before you could destroy the ball and then i handed it to tpk because i didnt want it and anyways the ball is invincible you cant destroy!

Little did you fools know I'm a genius and has planned for this day months ahead, I already talked to a wizard and told him I would kill myself and for him to bring me back not only that, but there weren't 8 pieces that was to throw you off...in truth there was a 9th, the wizard has now revived me and I have the 9th piece that will instantaneously be destroyed right after this has been posted you see my intellect is far superior to the rest.

Is this a throw off, how many pieces of the ball did I truly distribute maybe 9 or maybe that number is to through you off, but why would I be telling you this maybe to shake you off the truth or to keep you so close to the truth you'd never know the difference....I AM GOD> muahahahahahahahha

Don't try bothering to get the information from me, as I'm only a clone made by the true TPK in which case you don't know how many of me there are....

Hehe, i win because TPK allready replied to my post, which means what u said has to be a reply to tpks reply Gawerty MUAHAHAHA

everybody is major owned by my PRO hax gun i destroyed you in one hit with it and then i killed everybody in the world so nobody could steal it again ITS ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually i stole pichu's hack again....

God made me back alive, and then I just said, "Hand it over" So you just handed it over to me.(LAZY WAY)